"DNA" joke
once there was a guy name amden walking down the road.. he was passing by a house and all of a sudden a used condom landed on his head.. he grab the condom and saw a open window in the 2nd floor of that house he was so pissed brab the condom went to the house and knock on the door,.. a old man came and answer the door
amden grab the condom and questioned the old man "who's living upstairs" the old man replied my only son and his newly married wife.. why.? amden replied ohh here your son threw away your grand son and gave the condom...
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
Aug. 12 Moved to our new home in Montana. It is so beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can hardly wait to see the snow covering them. Oct. 14 Montana is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves have turned all colors and shades of red and orange. Went for a ride more...
A gum-chewing American and a Frenchman are sitting together in a restaurant. The American feel really proud to be an American, so he starts a conversation.
He asks the Frenchman, "When you eat bread, do you eat all of it?"
"Mais oui!, of course!" more...
Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet
Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans.
He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction
on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it was apparent that they
would marry, he thought to more...