"Dam crabs" joke

a man was walking and sees a place to buy crabs.
in the front of the store there was a big banner saying
get your dam crabs. the man walked in and said
why are they called dam crabs? the casheer says.
be cause we caught them in a dam.
the man then says o ok and buys 2dozen and goes home.
his son was looking in the refrigerator.
the dad pores them in the sink and yells to mom
i got dam crabs so start cooking the dam crabs.
the son says way to go dad and go to pick one up
but it bites him.
he then says aww fuck the dam crab bit my
fucken finger.

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