"Day Trip" joke

Bernice used to nag her husband constantly because he just sat around the house all weekend watching television, checking out the ball games and drinking beer. "Sunday's the only day of the week you could actually spend a little quality time with your daughter, Lloyd, and instead she just watches a couch potato in action," she complained week after week. So Bernice was astonished to come home one Saturday at dinnertime and hear little Amy chirp happily, "Mommy, guess what? Daddy took me to the zoo today, and we saw lots of animals."

"No kidding?"

"And guess what?" continued the kid enthusiastically. "One of them paid ten to one!"

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