"Death Row in Womens Prison" joke
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a
redhead, and one's a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and
the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no, and
the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
Suddenly the brunette yells, "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
Everyone is startled and throws themselves on the ground while she
escapes.
The guard brings the redhead forward and the executioner asks if she
has any last requests. She say no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready!
Aim"
Suddenly the redhead yells, "TORNADO!!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around for cover while she escapes.
By now the blonde has it all figured out. The guard brings her forward
and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no,
and the executioner shouts, "Ready! Aim"
And the blonde yells, "FIRE!!!"
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