"Definitions" joke

Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he tees up.Mexican hat dance: lots of spike marks around the hole.In jail: deep in the trees with no shot out.Worm burner: a shot going a long way on the ground.

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