"Dem’ Smart City Folk" joke
A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground.
A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says.
“Where can I buy one? ” he is asked.
Well, I just happened to have one for 100 dollars he says.
“I’ll take him, ” says the other man as he counts out the money.
I can’t bring him over today. I don’t work on Sunday morrow OK?
“Sure. ”
The next day the truck pulls up and the old farmer gets out. He says, “sorry, bad news. ”
I went out after breakfeast and the mule was dead.
The city feller says just give me my money back then.
“Can’t, spent it already! ”
“Well… unload the mule then. ”
“What ya gonna do with him? ”
“Raffle him off! ”
“Naw, ya cant raffle off a dead mule! ”
“Just watch me us! City fellers know a few tricks. ”
One month goes by and the city feller and farmer run into each other at the barber shop.
“What did ya do with that dead mule? ”
“Raffled him off, sold 100 tickets at two dollars each and made 98 dollars profit. ”
“Didn’t anyone complain? ”
“Just one guy so I gave him his two dollars back! ”
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