"Demi Moore No Pregnancy" joke
Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher's marriage is allegedly under pressure because of their failure to have a baby. I don't want to point fingers but only one of them is in their 40s.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...
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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..
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Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn’t Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus’ birthday.
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