"Democrats V. Republicans" joke

What it all boils down to


ISSUE | DEMOCRATS | REPUBLICANS
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criminals | Give them a second | Give them the swift
| chance | sword of death
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the poor | Give them some food | Give them the swift
| | sword of death
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endangered | give them protection | Give them the swift
species | | sword of death
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dictators | give them a way out | Give them the swift
| | sword of death
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the uninsured | Give them some | Given them the swift
| health care | sword of death
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the cost | $9, 000, 000, 000, | $29. 95
| 000, 000, 000 | (cost of one sword)
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