"Denise" joke

A woman is rushed into hospital in labour with twins, sadly it turns out that she has a rare condition which causes her to slip into a coma when she feels extreme pain.Six months later the woman wakes up in her hospital bed."Doctor!" She asks "What happened to the children?""Don't worry madam." He replied, "The children are fine, you have a strong yound lad and a beatiful baby girl. Your brother collected them, named them and is now looking after them.""Oh no! My brother is an idiot" She cried. "What did he name them?""Well your daughter's name is Denise" The doctor informed her.The woman breathed a sigh of relief before asking "What about my son?""Denephew" The doctor replied.

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