"Denise And Denephew" joke
Ali g's sister was having baby twins but when they were born she became ill she woke up one morning and realised she hadn't
Named them. "doctor i haven't named my children." "dont worry your brother named them." "what are their names?" the doctor
Replied "denise and denephew"
Q: What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedghog?
A: A six-foot toothbrush.
ur momma so fat that whenever she went to get her blood drawn the results came back gravy.
your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number
Henry is at his bowling banquet and keeps complaining that his dentures are hurting him. The fellow sitting next to him reaches in his pocket and pulls out a set. Handing them to Henry, he says, "Here, give these a try."
"Thank you, but they're a bit more...