"Dictionary of phoo" joke

GHOST POOPIE: The kind where you feel the poopie come out,
but there
is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE: The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the
toilet,
but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE: The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it
still
feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your
butt
and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE: This happens when you're done
poopie-ing and
you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you
have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD
POOPIE: The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE: The kind of poopie that is so huge
you're afraid
to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with> the toilet
brush.
GASSY POOPIE: It's so noisy, that everyone> within earshot is
giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE: The kind of poopie you have the morning
after a
long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks
on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE: Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE: The kind where you
want to poopie
but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE: That's where it hurts so badly coming out,
you'd
swear it was> leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The POWER DUMP): The kind that
comes out so fast,
your butt> cheeks get splashed with water.

THE DANGLING POOPIE: This poopierefuses to drop in the
toilet even
though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or
two
will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE: You're not even at the toilet because
you are
sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!