"Did you read that?" joke
* Quicksand warning: Quicksand. Any person passing this point will be drowned. By order of the District Council. * In a dry cleaner’s window: Anyone leaving their garments here for more than 30 days will be disposed of. * In a health food shop window: Closed due to illness. * Spotted in a Safari Park: Elephants Please Stay In Your Car. * Seen during a conference: For anyone who has children and doesn’t know it, there is a day care on the first floor. * Notice in a field: The farmer allows walkers to cross the field for free, but the bull charges. * Message on a leaflet: If you cannot read, this leaflet will tell you how to get lessons. * On a repair shop door: We can repair anything (Please knock hard on the door - the bell doesn’t work) * In a toilet: Toilet out of order. Please use floor below. * Plumber: We repair what your husband Fixed.
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