"Didn’T Get Any Money This Time" joke

A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself.
Approaching the friend he comments, “You look terrible. What’s the problem? ”
“My mother died in August, ” he said, “and left me $25, 000. ”
“Gee, that’s tough, ” he replied.
“Then in September, ” the friend continued, “My father died, leaving me $90, 000. ”
“Wow. Two parents gone in two months. No wonder you’re depressed. ”
“And last month my aunt died, and left me $15, 000. ”
“Three close family members lost in three months? How sad. ”
“Then this month, ” continued, the friend, “absolutely nothing! ”

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