"Differences Between Prison and Work" joke

In Prison... You spend the majority of your time in an 8 x 10 foot cell.
At Work... You spend most of your time in a 6 x 8 foot cubicle.
In Prison... You're given three meals a day.
At Work... You're given a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In Prison... You get time off for good behavior.
At Work... You get rewarded for good bahavior with more work.
In Prison... A guard locks/unlocks all doors for you.
At Work... You carry a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
In Prison... You get to watch TV and play games.
At Work... You get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In Prison... You have your own toilet.
At Work... You have to share.
In Prison... All expenses are paid for by taxpayers with no work required.
At Work... You pay all the expenses to go to work and then have taxes deducted from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In Prison... Most of your time is spent looking through the bars from the inside, wanting to get out.
At Work... Most of your time is spent wanting to get out and go inside bars.