"Digging Peat" joke
Jock was digging peat at his croft when a passing American tourist asks,
"How much land do you have here?"
"About two acres" Jock replies.
"You know back home it takes me a day to drive around my ranch! " the American boasts.
"Aye", says Jock " I once had a car like that."
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