"Dinner The Small Boy" joke
One evening at dinner the small boy asked how he had been brought into the world. His father, a rather straightlaced gentleman, tried to dismiss the question with a reference to the stork. Unsatisfied, the youngster asked where the father had come from.
'The stork brought me, too, son," the father replied.
The boy sat quietly for a few moments. Then: "What about GrandÂfather?" he asked.
"Yes, the stork brought your Grandfather, too," father snapped, about to lose patience with his son for posing questions that were obviously none of a small boy's business.
"Gee, dad," the child exclaimed, "do you mean this family has gone through three generations without any sexual intercourse?"
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