"Dinosaur Jokes 1" joke

Q: What was T. rex's favorite number?
A: Eight! (ate)

Q: Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum?
A: Because they can't afford new ones!

Q: Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch?
A: That depends on how fast you carry it!

John: I lost my pet dinosaur.
Ron: Why don't you put an ad in the newspaper?
John: What good would that do, she can't read!

Q: What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor?
A: Dino-sore!

Q: Why did the dinosaurs go extinct?
A: Because they wouldn't take a bath!