"Dirtiest Dishes" joke

A priest was asked to dinner by one of his parishioners. As soon as he sat down at the table, he couldn't help but notice that the dishes were the dirtiest he had ever seen in his life.
"Were these dishes ever washed?" he asked his hostess, running his fingers over the grit and grime.
"Oh, of course, Father," she replied. "They're as clean as soap and water could get them."
Although he felt a little apprehensive, he blessed the food anyway and began eating. Despite the dirty dishes, the food was delicious and he paid his compliments to his hostess.
When dinner was over, she took the dishes outside and called, "Here Soap! Here Water!"

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