"Dirty Ducks" joke
A lady was taking a stroll through the woods when a little white duck, all covered with poop, suddenly crossed her path.
"Oh my, you poor little thing," she exclaimed. "Come on, I'll clean you." She took a tissue from her purse and cleaned the little critter.
She walked a little farther and another duck, also covered with poop, crossed her path. Again she took a tissue from her purse and cleaned the little bird.
Then she encountered a third duck who was in the same condition as the previous two. For the third time, she acted like Florence Nightingale.
She continued on her way and soon heard a voice calling to her from the bushes...
"Pssssst... Hey, lady!"
"Yes?" she replied.
"Would you happen to have a tissue?" the voice asked.
"No, I'm sorry. Not anymore," she answered.
"Damn! Have ya' seen any ducks?" asked the voice.
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