"Dirty Girl" joke

A man walks into a bar one night has a few beers and asks to use the bathroom. The man says sure its in the first door on the right not the second. So the man forgetting what he said went into the second door. When he walked in there was a women lying there naked with her legs open. So he went down on her. He came out and went home. When he got home he started vomiting rice. So the next day he went back to the bar and told the bartender when i was here last night I ate the girl out in the second room I went home and threw up rice. The bartender says "
It's not rice they are maggotts she has been dead for a week"
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