"Disneyworld Hints" joke

Top Ten LEAST Popular Disneyworld Attractions
10. The Audio-Anamatronic Dan Quayle
9. The Hall of 10,000 Razors
8. Slug Rides
7. Mr. Toad's Gut-O-Rama
6. Pluto Gets Fixed
5. The Cuisinart Ride
4. Dumbo's Big Blow Out
3. The Haunted Condo
2. Drug Runners of the Carribean
and the number one LEAST popular Disneyworld attraction:
1. The Country Bear Whoop-Dee-Doo Sit-Around-And-Do-Nothing Borefest