Disneyworld Jokes

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld?
- You have to wait an hour for a three I minute ride

Top Ten LEAST Popular Disneyworld Attractions
10. The Audio-Anamatronic Dan Quayle
9. The Hall of 10,000 Razors
8. Slug Rides
7. Mr. Toad's Gut-O-Rama
6. Pluto Gets Fixed
5. The Cuisinart Ride
4. Dumbo's Big Blow Out
3. The Haunted Condo
2. Drug Runners of the Carribean
and the number one LEAST popular Disneyworld attraction:
1. The Country Bear Whoop-Dee-Doo Sit-Around-And-Do-Nothing Borefest

Why is Viagra like Disneyworld? - You have to wait an hour for a three minute ride

Yo mama's so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized.
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more Chins than a Chinese phone book.
Yo mama's so dumb, when I told her I wanted color TV, she said, "What
color?"
Yo mama's so stupid, when the computer said "Press any key to
continue", she couldn't find "Any" key.
Yo mama's so ugly, you could hef face in dough and make monster cookies.
Yo mama's so fat when she sits around the house, she sits around the
house.
Yo mama's so poor when I saw Her kicking a can down the street, I asked
her what she was doing, she said, "Moving."
Yo mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco bell is the Mexican phone company.
Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
Yo mama's so old that when she was in school there was no history
class.
Yo mama's so stupid she asked me what kind of jeans I had more...