"Disorderly conduct" joke
Three men stood before a judge on a charge of drunk and disorderly conduct in a public park.Judge: What were you doing? 1st man: Oh, just throwing peanuts in the pond.Judge: And what were you doing? 2nd man: I was throwing peanuts in the pond, too."Judge: Sounds harmless. And you, were you throwing peanuts in the pond as well? 3rd man: No, sir. I AM Peanuts!
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