"Divorced Barbie" joke
Ralph was driving home one evening when he suddenly realizes that it's his. daughter's birthday and he hasn't bought her a present. He drives to the mall, runs to the toy store and says to the shop assistant, "How much is that Barbie in the window?" In a condescending manner, she says "Which Barbie?" She continues, "We have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19. 95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19. 95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19. 95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19. 95, and Divorced Barbie for $265. 00". Ralph asks, "Why is the Divorced Barbie $265. 00 when all the others are only $19. 95?" "That's obvious" the sales lady says. "Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's holiday chalet in Malibu and Ken's furniture."
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