"Do i know you?" joke
These two carpenter friends in due course made some money. Hearing that there was demand and money for carpenters in England, they started to learn a bit of English.
After some time they decided to migrate to London.
While boarding the Air India plane at the International Airport at Delhi, Natha Singh had both his hands full. In one hand he carried a tin of pure ghee and in the other a small bag containing pulses, papars, waries etc. As he climbed the gangway, the beautiful air hostess welcomed him with folded hands.
Natha Singh put down the ghee tin and the bag and folded his hands to return the greetings and said; "Sat Sri Akal, kurey, par mein tenno pachayana nai" (Sat Sri Akal girl, but I have not been able to place you.)
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