"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they ar..." joke

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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What`s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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