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What`s the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

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Q: What's the worst trick you can do to your blind brother?
A: Leave the plunger in the toilet

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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"How I Met Your Mother", is the story Chuck Norris tells to everybody.

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Once Chuck Norris had a boner.
Their were no survivors

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