"Do not read this, if your a Liar, oops i meant a Lawyer" joke
Three lawyers and three engineers are traveling by
train to a conference. At the station, the three
lawyers each buy tickets and watch as the three
engineers buy only a single ticket.
"How are three people going to travel on only one
ticket?" asked one of the three lawyers.
"Watch and you`ll see," answers one of the engineers.
They all board the train. The lawyers take their
respective seats but all three engineers cram into
a restroom and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor
comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the
restroom door and says, "Ticket, please" The door
opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a
ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.
The lawyers saw this and agreed,
it was quite a clever idea.
So after the conference, the lawyers decide to copy
the engineers on the return trip and save some money.
When they get to the station, they buy a single
ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment,
the engineers don`t buy a ticket at all.
"How are you going to travel without a ticket,"
asks one perplexed lawyer.
"Watch and you`ll see," says one of the engineers.
When they board the train the three lawyers cram
into a restroom and the three engineers cram into
another one nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his
restroom and walks over to the restroom where the
lawyers are hiding He knocks on the door and says,
"Ticket, please."
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