"Doctor, Engineer & Laywer" joke

A doctor, an engineer and a lawyer are discussing which profession is the oldest. The Doctor says, "On the 5th day of creation, God took a rib out of Adam. That makes him a surgeon."
"No, no," said the engineer. "Long before that, God created the world out of chaos, so he was an engineer!"
The lawyer said, "Ah, yes, but where did the chaos come from?"

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