"Doctor and his clone" joke
There was this doctor who for one reason or another decided to clone himself.
After it grew up and began looking more and more like him, he threw a party to show him off. The clone was a hit, a big hit. He walked, talked and acted exactly like the doctor.
Half-way into the party the clone went berserk. He started pinching all the womens breasts and grabbing their bottoms and using filthy, disgusting language. When enough of this had gone on to disrupt the party, the doctor began chasing the clone.
He chased him all through the house till finally they ended up on the roof. The doctor began to plea to the clone, inching closer and closer.
But he was too late, the clone fell to it's death on the street below. Distraught, to say the least, the doctor phoned the police and reported everything that had happened.
The police came and arrested the doctor, for making an obscene clone fall.
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