"Dog Plants" joke
The teacher was telling the class about plants that have the word "dog" in front of them: dogrose, dogwood, dog violet. She asked the class if they could name another flower with the prefix "dog."
Steven raised his hand and said, "Sure, Miss Jones, a collie-flower!"
If you're easily offended (I mean VERY easily), don't read this.
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