"Dog Poetry" joke
I Lie belly-up
In the sunshine, happier than
You will ever be.
Today I sniffed
Many dogs behinds - I celebrate
By kissing your face.
I sound the alarm!
Paper boy come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I sound the alarm!
Garbage man come to kill us all.
Look! Look! Look! Look! Look!
I lift my leg and
Greet each bush. Hello, Spot -
Sniff this and weep.
My human is home!
I am so ecstatic I have
Made a puddle.
I hate my choke chain.
Look, world, they strangle me!
Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack! Ack!
Look in my eyes and
Deny it. No human could
Love you as much as I do.
The cat is not all bad
She fills the litter box
With tootsie rolls.
The brain is a wonderful thing
Why do you say that?
Because it starts working the second you get up in the morning and never stops
until you get asked a question in class!
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off
the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.The girl is wearing a fire fighter's helmet and has the wagon more...