"Dog jokes 07" joke
Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster? A: Cockerpoodledoo! Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories? A: A shaggy dogs tale! Q: Why do dogs run in circles? A: Because its hard to run in squares! Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster? A: Terrier-fied! Q: What do you get if you cross a gun dog with a telephone? A: A golden receiver! Q: What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? A: Dingo Starr! Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly? A: The collie wobbles! Q: What do you call a black Eskimo dog? A: A dusky husky! Q: What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog? A: A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road! Q: When does a dog go "moo"? A: When it is learning a new language!
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