Sheepdog Jokes

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories? A shaggy dogs tale!

A sheepdog walks into a bar and sits up at the bar on a barstool. The barman is very confused but decides to serve him anyway.The sheepdog orders a double scotch and the barman says,
"I'm sorry for asking, but can you pay for it?"The dog says yes and reaches into his fur and pulls out his wallet."That will be

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