"Dont trust vet's" joke
there was a man who walked into the vet's office and he said his bird was sick, so the doctor put the stethoscope to the bird and said "
your bird is dead then the man was crying and said how could he be dead, he's not dead all you did was put a stethoscope to him, the doctor shrugged and left. A few moments later he came back with a laborador and the dog smelled it and left, next he came in with a cat then left. A few moments later he came back with a 250$ bill, the man just went bolistic and said how can it be that much you didn't do anything, the vet said it would have been 25$ because you didn't think it was dead, so I gave it a lab report and a cat scan
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