"Doubt in Mahabharath" joke
In some remote village of India, one masterji is
teaching the Mahabharat katha to class 6 students.
He is at the `krishnajanma` a part of it.
Masterji: "Kamsa heard the akashwani that his sister`s 8th child is going
to kill him.
He was furious. He ordered to put vasudev n devki behind the bars.
First son is born, and kansa kills him by poisoning...
Second one is born n kamsa throws him off the mountain peak. Third one isborn.....
Now Ramu, who is smartest of the lot, puts up his hand.
"Masterji, I have a doubt (sounding nervous n confused)"
Masterji: "Ramu bete, whole India does not have doubt
in Mahabharata then how come u have one?"
Ramu: " Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki`s 8th child
was going to kill him, Then
“WHY THE HELL DID HE PUT VASUDEV AND DEVAKI IN THE SAME CELL? ”
Masterji fainted.........................
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