"Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a spe..." joke
Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.
A dumb blonde was really tired of being made fun of, so she decided to have her hair she would look like a brunette. When she had brown hair, she decided to take a drive in the country.
After she had been driving for a while, she saw a farmer and a flock of sheep and more...
There were 10 blondes and 1 brunette hanging on a rope in the mountains. the rope was very weak and the brunette said someone had to let go. no one volunteered, until the brunette finally said she would let go, and gave a heart-felt speech. hearing this the blondes started more...
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.