"Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a spe..." joke

Dragonball Z is the story of Chuck Norris as a sperm.

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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What is the definition of eternity?
Four blondes in four cars at a four way intersection.

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Ya mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the door.

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- Yo Mama's so fat, she couldn't fit in a satellite photo.
- Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
- Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a dollar bill, blood came more...

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The atom bomb isn’t real.. It’s just Chuck falling out a plane and punching the ground..

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