"Driver Hated Lawyers" joke

A lorry driver hated lawyers so much that whenever he saw one he would run him over. One day, he picked up a priest who was hitch-hiking. On their way into town, the driver spotted a lawyer on the pavement, and drove straight towards him to knock him down. The priest, alarmed by such driving, opened the door as if to jump out. Suddenly the driver remembered who was in the truck with him and, at the last moment, swerved to miss the lawyer. "I am sorry, Father," he confessed. "I almost hit that lawyer." The priest smiled and said: "Don? t worry, my son. I got him with the door!"

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