"Drugdealers" joke
Two Guys are getting charged with drug dealing. In court the Judge tells both of em, "I will give you two the weekend to go out there and convince as much people as you can to quit drugs forever. The Two Men go "Ok" They come back on Monday and the first drug dealer goes "This weekend I got 10 people to quit drugs forever. The Judge Replies "How did you do that?" He Goes "I drew a small circle and a big circle, and i pointed to the small circle and said this is your brain on drugs"....Then the second drug dealer goes "Oh yeah, This weekend I got 100 people to quit drugs forever". The Judge says surprised. "Holy shit how did you do that?"..The second drug dealer goes..."I did the same thing, I drew a big circle and a small circle but I pointed to the small circle and said this is your asshole before prison.
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