"Druggie Bear" joke

SCENARIO Big black bear walks into a bar in British Columbia, Canada and sits up at the bar.
BLACK BEAR "A beer please, bartender."
BARTENDER "We don't serve big, black bears beer in bars!"
BLACK BEAR "Come on. just one."
BARTENDER "I'll tell you once more. We don't serve big, black bears beer in bars!"
BLACK BEAR "If you don't give me a beer, I'll go and eat the girl sitting at the end of this bar."
SCENARIO No beer. Bear eats girl sitting at bar!
BARTENDER "I told you we don't serve big, black bears beer in bars, especially one on drugs."
BLACK BEAR "I don't do drugs!"
BARTENDER "Yes you do,... that was a bar bitch you ate!"

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