"Drummer Joke 2" joke
1. What is the difference between a pizza and a drummer? A pizza can feed a family of four.
2. What do you call some one who likes to hang out with musicians? A drummer.
3. What do you call a drummer that breaks up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
4. What is the difference between a dead snake and a dead drummer in the middle of the road? There are skid marks leading up to the snake.
5. What has three legs and an a-hole on top? A drum stool.
6. What’s the best way to confuse a drummer? Put sheet music in front of him.
7. What do you do to get a drummer off your doorstep? Pay him for the pizza.
8. Why do guitarists place drumsticks on their dashboards? So they can park in the handicap spots.
9. What’s the biggest lie told to drummers? I’ll help you with your gear.
10. Why are band breaks only 20 minutes? So you don’t have to retrain the drummer.
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