"Drunk Lady In Bar" joke

A lady stumbles into a bar.
She says, “Beer tender, give me a dribble martini, and put a pickle in it. ”
He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, “Beer tender, give me another dribble martini, and put a pickle in it. ” He gives it to her, and she drinks it down.
She says, “Beer tender, give me another dribble martini, and you better put two pickles in it, because… because I’ve got heartburn. ”
The bartender says, “Look, lady…it’s not beer tender, it’s bartender. It’s not a martini, it’s a martini. It’s not a dribble, it’s a double. That’s not a pickle, it’s an onion. And you haven’t got artburn, ”
You have your left tit in the Ashtray! ”

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