"Drunken Man" joke

A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of the cars.
The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. ‘What the heck are you doing? ’ he asks the drunk.
‘I’m looking for my car, and I can’t find it. ’ he replies.
‘So how does feeling the roof help you? ’ asks the puzzled manager.
‘well, ’ replies the drunk earnestly, ‘MY car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof! ’.

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