"Duck and skunk" joke

A Mamma Skunk and a baby Skunk are crossing the road at the same time as a Mamma Duck and a baby duck. The Mamma Skunk and the Mamma Duck get ran over by a car. The baby duck starts crying, baby skunk says to baby duck whats wrong, baby duck says my mom just died and she never told me what i was, baby skunk says you have white feathers a bill and web feet that is easy your a duck. Baby skunk starts to cry, baby duck says to baby skunk whats wrong, baby skunk says to baby duck well my mom died and i dont know what i am, baby duck says well that one is easy you aint all black you aint all white and you smell like shit you must be a mexican

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