"During A Drive Along .." joke

During a drive along a narrow road one day, a lawyer decided to pull over and park at the side of the road. When he opened the door of his BMW, a car sped by, smashing the door and tearing it from the car.

Shortly, a police officer arrived. The lawyer, still upset, shouted, "Officer, look what that idiot did to my BMW. I demand that you track him down and see that justice is done."

The officer quipped back, "You lawyers are so materialistic it makes me sick. You are so angry about your car that you failed to notice that your entire left arm was torn off in the accident."

The lawyer stared down at where his arm once was, horrified. "Oh no," he cried, "My Rolex!"

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