"During a recent publicity outing" joke
During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news."Theres no easy way to say this, so Ill just be blunt: Prepareyourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent andhorrible death this year."Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the womans lined face, then atthe single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took afew deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. Shemet the fortune tellers gaze, steadied her voice, and asked herquestion:"Will I be acquitted?"
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her,
"There's one thing I want you to know. There's a box under my bed, and I don't want you to look in it until I die."
Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her, more...
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