"During the 1970’s he taught The Price is Right h..." joke

During the 1970’s he taught The Price is Right host Bob Barker karate.(True)

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Yo moma

your momas so fat when she stepped on the scale it said new high score.

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Scale

your momas so fat when she steped on a scale the scale said o shit i want ur weight not ur fone number

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Bungee Jumping Mamma

Your Mamma's so fat, when she went bungee jumping, she broke the bridge!

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Knock knock... cows

Person 1: Knock, Knock
Person 2: Who's there?
Person 1: Cows go.
Person 2: Cows go who?
Person 1: No, silly! Cows go moo!

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Lightning

My mind works like lightning. One brilliant flash and it is gone.

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