"Dust to Dust" joke

After the Sunday church service, little Timmy told his parents that he needed to go and talk to the minister right away. Seeing that he appeared troubled about something, they agreed and led him to where the minister was standing outside the door of the church.
"Father," said little Timmy, "I heard you mention that our bodies came from dust."
"That's correct, Timmy," answered the minister.
"Then I heard you say that when we die, our bodies go back to dust."
"I see you were listening Timmy. Yes, that's right. Why do you ask?" the minister said.
"Boy, you better come over to our house right away and look under my bed, 'cause someone's either coming or going!" Timmy replied.

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