"Dying Man Asks For Law" joke

A very sick man in the hospital said to his doctor, "Give it to me straight. How long do I have to live?" His doctor said he doubted the man would survive the night.

The man then said, "Call for my lawyer." When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, and the lawyer on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for a period of time, the doctor finally asked him what he had in mind.

"Jesus died with a thief on either side," he said. "I just thought I'd check out the same way."

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