"Dying Wives!" joke

“I was married 3 times” explained the man to a newly discovered drinking partner, “and I’ll never marry again. My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull. ”
“That’s a shame. ” said his friend, “How did it happen? ”
“She wouldn’t eat the mushrooms! ”

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