"Dying Young" joke

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she
had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "
Is my time up?"
God said, "
No, you have another 43 years, two
months and eight days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy
tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "
I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of that
ambulance?"
God replied, "
Girl, I didn't recognize you."